WHAT THE ????

GOT HOME FROM A LITTLE

SHOPPING AND WENT TO OPEN MY DOOR 

TO MY DECK AND I THOUGHT A 

NEIGHBORS CAT WAS ASLEEP IN

MY COMFY CHAIR,

BUT THEN I GOT A CLOSER LOOK!

what the ???

A LITTLE RACCOON 

ALL STRECHED OUT. 

WHAT DO

I DO GIVE HIM A MARTINI AND

A CIGAR?

LET HIM SLEEP?

WAKE HIM SLOWLY?

help!!!!